Where In The World Is Joseph?

Martinis Mayhem And Menopause

April 14, 2021 36 mins

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The Mavens get the juicy details of Mz. P’s amorous adventures in the search for her dream beau, Joseph; how the pandemic has impacted dating trends: and what adventures she’s been having in the pursuit of love and happiness...or fish "samiches"?

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April 14, 2021

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36 mins
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Martinis Mayhem And Menopause

Frank conversation amongst three friends over 50 with three distinctly funny personalities discussing all the things learned in our lives, all the things we’re currently experiencing and all the things we are looking forward to… or not. We are one from the U.S. mainland and two from the Virgin Islands raised in three very different […]

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